Creeeepy.

Maybe it's their frightening facial expressions or the fact that these meant-to-look-realistic babies are only 6 inches long, or perhaps it's the fact that the slogan is a bit misleading when it implies something "heavenly," but when I stumbled upon this ad in a magazine I was reading before bed, it almost gave me nightmares. What's worse? The fact that you know some old lady has every intent to order every single one at a low, low price of $29.99 per fake baby to keep in her glass case. Creepy. So, what's my plan in case I come across one of these scary things? Well, since they don't melt for anyone, I can't burn them. Instead, I can just pick them up and carry them away to the garbage can.....